There is a game I like to play on Wikipedia. Search something and see how many clicks it takes, clicking the first link, to get to the page for Philosophy. Yoda was four on the day I tried it and is the fewest amount of clicks for any word I have tried yet.
Turns out this is a real thing too: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Getting_to_Philosophy.
Your life is ruined now. Enjoy.